101 Things I Learned from Age of Conan

1. Every female in the world has dolly parton's boobs and a 30 inch waist.

2. Flip flops are common attire for men in full plate battle armor.

3. The OOC channel is a good source of reliable information on both current events and politics.

4. Copper is 100 times more valuable than tin (wtf?).

5. If you are about to be killed by an enraged maniac, simply jump into the nearest river.

6. Running for more than three seconds straight will cause you to be completely and immediately out of breath.

7. I need a better graphics card ;-)

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8. Half my WoW friendslist disappeared under mysterious circumstances when it launched.
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9. Snakes, Crocodiles and Scorpions are all schooling creatures

10. Shields aren't really made of solid matter as various body parts can pass through them

11. Wearing a helmet turns your hair blonde

12. All beggars are really undercover resistance agents

13. Drunk Pirates pee alot