Dimitri the Lover, hilarious voicemail douchebaggery

Dimitri is a stud who is a "complete CATCH." He is one of the "few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him." Dimitri likes "extremely elegant" women. If you are not interested in Dimitri you must have "some history of abuse in your childhood."

Sound bizarre? Don't question, just click play and listen to Dimitri trying to get this woman to call him, it's great!

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Background information
"One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair."

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Punkywaffle was so impressed by Dimitri's theories that he made this neat flow chart:

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Added trivia on this whole Dimitri thing, --

The guy was a doctor and had his medical license revoked for hitting up on his patients. What can you say.
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I am not surprised he would have his medical license taken away from him. It serves the guy right. You don't practise as a doctor to hit on the women. That is just wrong. Well what can I say? The man had it coming to him! Personally I reckon they should have chopped his balls off!

Wow. It's funny to a certain degree but could you imagine being this Olga woman? I would be terrified that Dimitri would show up at my work wanting to know why I hadn't called back by 3.00 PM the previous day. Creepy!

Is this guy for real? What a nutcase. Who in the heck does this guy (if you can call him that) think he is? The best is when he said "There is nothing wrong with him". You have got to be kidding me.

Just looking for an excuse to bump a funny but I found out Dimitri's got a web site @ http://www.dimitrithelover.com/. It contains a radio interview where he talks about his license getting revoked, his "romantic techniques" and so on.
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Well it doesn't surprise me to find out he has a website. He sure seem to be about himself so a website would be perfect for him. Thanks for sharing it. I will have to check out this interview.

posted the radio interview for your convenience :)