Dimitri is a stud who is a "complete CATCH." He is one of the "few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him." Dimitri likes "extremely elegant" women. If you are not interested in Dimitri you must have "some history of abuse in your childhood."
Sound bizarre? Don't question, just click play and listen to Dimitri trying to get this woman to call him, it's great!
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Background information
"One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.
Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair."
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Punkywaffle was so impressed by Dimitri's theories that he made this neat flow chart:
I am not surprised he would have his medical license taken away from him. It serves the guy right. You don't practise as a doctor to hit on the women. That is just wrong. Well what can I say? The man had it coming to him! Personally I reckon they should have chopped his balls off!
Wow. It's funny to a certain degree but could you imagine being this Olga woman? I would be terrified that Dimitri would show up at my work wanting to know why I hadn't called back by 3.00 PM the previous day. Creepy!
Is this guy for real? What a nutcase. Who in the heck does this guy (if you can call him that) think he is? The best is when he said "There is nothing wrong with him". You have got to be kidding me.
Just looking for an excuse to bump a funny but I found out Dimitri's got a web site @ http://www.dimitrithelover.com/. It contains a radio interview where he talks about his license getting revoked, his "romantic techniques" and so on.
Well it doesn't surprise me to find out he has a website. He sure seem to be about himself so a website would be perfect for him. Thanks for sharing it. I will have to check out this interview.
TORONTO REAL MEN is the world’s FIRST and ONLY Seduction Lair in which an actual DIRECT METHOD SEDUCTION GURU with REAL CREDENTIALS gives REAL LIFE ADVICE on how to seduce local sluts, without hard-selling his courses.
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PLEASE NOTE: To attend a TORONTO REAL MEN meeting, you must sign a declaration that you are either a heterosexual or bisexual male, and renounce METROSEXUALITY as a FEMINIST MEDIA CONSPIRACY.
Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a scr1pt, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people. Let me explain. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.
Also, here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:
Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:
Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.
Here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com
We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.
Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:
If you're going to third person yourself, turn down the self-adulation at least to the degree where you don't liken yourself to prophets and movie stars. Are you autistic, by any chance?
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